From: Tracy
To: DAD

hahaha. are you on your third day of pork loin? if so your hands must be mad swollen.
is there a pizza stop run in your near future?
drive carefully.
love you dad.

oh and dad i cant believe you dont enjoy a singing pussy.

From: DAD
To: Tracy 
 
I can’t bring myself to eating the pork loin.  Your mother will not be happy but she didn’t pack any up and bring it to Maine.  What does that tell you ?  I am eating tomatoes and chicken casserole.  Jealous ? Are you drooling ?  I will manage .

Thanks for thinking of me .
Love you,
Dad

From: Tracy
To: DAD

you should just throw it out and tell her you ate it. or maybe you can make a meat dress out of it much like the one lady ga ga wore to the MTV video music awards. or at least just the hat. meat hat.

Im actually extremely jealous of the tomatoes but moreso of the chicken caserole. that is one of my faves.

i drool quite regularly dad.

talk to you tomorrow.

love you,

the best thing that ever happened to you 30 years 3 months and 2 days ago.  

From: Tracy
To: DAD

no response on the meat hat? come dad. i know you love lady gaga.
and speaking of mindless TV i watched the jersey shore last night. i think you would really love it.
pauly d would make a great son-in-law.
love you.

From: DAD
To: Tracy 

You should be viewing Masterpiece Theatre or the Discovery Channel. Viewing that show you mention causes your brain to atrophy.  Try Reading instead. Reading helps to keep the brain you have left to grow and remain useful.

The characters from that show have talented agents who keep them in the news .   They offer no value to society. They are not engaged in positive service to others.  Fred Rogers said “Life is for Service” and we should be celebrating those who serve others not those that serve only themselves.You might be better off watching the singing cats sell the lotto.

Dad

From: Tracy
To: DAD

without the jersey shore i would have never learned about the tax obama put on tanning or that the staten island ferry is free (and everybody gets a ride). i would rather watch paint dry then view the masterpeice theater, no offense dad. i think to say that they offer no "value to society" is a bit harsh. im sure if there was film crew capturing your college years on camera thousand of veiwers would tune in each week to witness your shananigans. and i think we can both agree that while you may have not been fist pumping or changing all of your "o"'s to "aw"s when tawking you definitely were causing trouble and even WORSE, speaking through your nose. Remember frank your pet pig who was later roasted by campus police after he was discovered living in your frat house.

Smiling plays a huge role in my daily life. nothing feels better than laughing/smiling. And sometimes that occurs at the expense of someone else. These jersey shore people are geniuses, if you ask me. they have branded themselves and become a pop culture phenomenon. you ask why? by simply being themselves. and in doing so making people smile. i know you enjoy smiling. in fact i think you enjoy it more these days without the extra weight on your upper lip.

you shouldnt judge, dad.  judging is for jesus.

 

From: DAD
To: Tracy 

 

Hallelujah ! I knew you would find religion .  I thought it might be in a church or house of worship.  Your dissertation, defending the folks you view and seemingly admire, confirms for me that you should be in Graduate School. Your thesis , defending these people, is worthy of graduate credits.  Please consider applying for Graduate School and put all of that talent to use.Meanwhile …my college years were distinguished.  I behaved appropriately and with decorum.  I was often in the company of those who did not and the stories about me over the years have been embellished by these associations.  I was as they say…a victim of circumstance …much beyond my control.Have a good weekend..
Love,
Dad 

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